Halloween

Wow. Talk about a sucky blogger! I guess the life of a teenager is hectic, isn't it? So at least i'll have 2 posts for this month. Thats better than none! So tonight i might be going with my bestest friend Aleisha, and my cuz cindy, to the Sugar Factory in town, and its actually called the Fear Factor. ?funny, right? Anyways, as you should know it is halloween, and i should have some pictures up of the night, and you will get to see my AMAZING carved Pumpkins. Well i gotta go! Bye!

Drivers Education

I had to drive on the interstate while it was raining. Very exciting, it was! Oh i have the most hilarious story to tell. HAHA. Okay, first some background on the drivers i'm driving with. There is Cindy, who's like my 5th cousin, and she lives on a farm and has basically drove standard transmissions since she was 6, then there is Alyssa who has barely started driving over the summer, and hasn't had much experience, unlike me and Cindy. I've drove since i was 12, so I'm doing good, and Cindy is too. But Alyssa has had us praying to stay alive. haha. Poor girl! So today, Cindy drove first, did very well, and then I drove next, did really good too, theeeen it was alyssa's turn.

We were scared to death.

Needless to say, we left some blackmarks behind.

This is so funny, i'm having a hard time spelling cuz i'm laughing my head off. If you would of been there, you'd die laughing too. So funny. We had just pulled of the Interstate and was at a stoplight turning onto a highway, and she stopped and there were vehicles in front and behind us. So she shifted into first, as she was supposed to, and we stopped. The off ramp was also an uphill ordeal, and it was wet and raining. Not too hard, but lightly enough that the windshield wipers were necessary. So we stopped, she changed gears to First, then went when it became a green light. The road was we enough that she peeled out, first spinning tires on the pavement, leaving fresh blackmarks, and then doing about 35 MPH around a corner. Needless to say, we were laughing our heads off, yet gripping the seat. Alyssa has previously told us she likes to go fast, like a drag racer, and does really fast around the corners because its FUN. Thanks for the pre-warn! HA! Then she did it again about a minute later, and had our Instructor rolling in his seat. It was just so funny. welll

Thats my funny story for the day.

Poems

So over the weekend i've had to do a poetry book for English Composition. One of the poems i found had me rolling on the floor laughing soooooo so hard!!! here it is:

Dads in the Bathroom

Dad's in the bathroom!
Turn on the fan!
Avoid all the vapors
as much as you can!

Mom's stuffing towels
under the door
and hopes that the odor
won't buckle the floor.

She's tried using sprays,
you must understand,
but most of the sprays
just stay in the can.

They know what they're in for.
They don't stand a chance
against air pollution
when dad drops his pants.

He peels lots of paint
from our bathroom walls
and off of the doorway
that leads to the hall.

We've tried putting charcoal
in his evening meal
but still, every morning,
more paint's gonna peel.

Sometimes he's embarrassed,
but I think he's proud.
It's manly to do that,
for crying out loud!

It's something he's good at.
I'm sure he's the best,
and most of his buddies
are very impressed.

by:Albert Van Hoogmoed

This poem is appealing to me because this is every typical male(Note I said TYPICAL). From experience, both my brothers and my dad are like this. I can remember the first time my Nephew used the toilet and… Made a *splash* my brother was the happiest camper here. He called me down to show me and when I saw it I socked him on the shoulder and said “You have got to be the grossest person on earth.” Then I left. My brother is also not a shy person when he uses the restroom, and I can see this as imagery because it brings many pictures to my mind of my non-shy brother.

That is my reply, the paragraph. I love my brother, but man he can curl the hair on an elephant from here to Africa!

My Chemical Romance(MCR)

Well many of you might know the band MCR(My Chemical Romance) but if you don't, go listen to some teenager. I'm sure they've heard of them, let alone has some of their music. Anyways. MCR is my favorite band, because they write their music with so much... agh..... (too many things to think of and so little brain space!) haha. Enthusiasm and Spunk, but yet there is sorrow in some of them. They are just really easy to relate to.

In life nowadays, it gets busy and hard. But music is a part of me that will always be.

haha. I have to go, i have a drivers ed. drive to go to.

hmmm. BUSY!

haha. The last time i've sat down to actually breath. finally! Man, school is driving me crazy!!! Its only the 4th day of school, but i feel like i'm overloaded. My mom(hi mom) wants me to take advanced classes, like the ones i'm now taking: A.P.(advanced placement) Biology, Advanced math, and English Composition(pre a.p. class), u.s. history, and finally, Parenting and Child Development. P&C dev. is probably my most relaxing class, that or history. I have to tell you how much i LOVE my history teacher. She is AWESOME. now i won't say names, but i'll call her mrs. w. mmk? so today mrs. w. was talking about experiences in school(elementary) and she was talking about one teacher she had in, i think, kindergarten or something...hmm. Anyways, one day the teacher was in her car, and hit mrs w.! then the surprising part was when mrs. w. was like, i never did like her much, she was too much of a bi***. lol. i love this lady, she is awesome.(plus she really doesn't swear at all, just that once!) she also has only one rule: Don't piss mrs. w. off! and all will be well. then my english teacher, mrs. s. calls her classroom stricklandia! haha. love her too! well i have to go to bed, morning comes early!

4wheeling pictures

Here are some of the pictures! (the couple is 2 people we ride occationally w/, tom and mary b.)

SUNBURN

ok. i have gotten the worst sunburn known to man! it hurts sooo soo so bad! it is so red it is starting to be white too! so for two days i've dealt with this, and today my dad wanted to go riding 4wheelers up in Kelly Canyon. Guess how far we went? 32 miles! Well i'll get some pictures posted of the ride(which, even though it was LONG, it was awesome!) :D
Chelsea